What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 01:08
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
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Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.